Pun and Jokes Thread

Dclark wrote:I got a riddle for someone ........
If you we're put in a Steele box with no doors and no windows no hole in the wall what so ever and no one around for miles and all you have in the box with you is a mirror and a desk how do you get out.??

((I know it ))

§China'sAllieCat§ wrote:

Dclark wrote:I got a riddle for someone ........
If you we're put in a Steele box with no doors and no windows no hole in the wall what so ever and no one around for miles and all you have in the box with you is a mirror and a desk how do you get out.??

((I know it ))

Then what's the answer??

((If I say it on here then other people won't get to figure it out... I'll pm it))

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:



1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

That would be fun!  

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

I am epicness wrote: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

((I'm mildly offended... And yet I kinda know that it's somewhat true.... Meh... I'm watching a movie... It's about maids))

i went to california and i walked around the corner and i walked into a baker shop i picked 3 donuts 1 2 3 and i gave the lady there a 5 silver piece she looked at the nickel and she looked at me she said this nickel isnt good for me theres a hole in the middle and its all the way through and i said the same theres a hole in your donuts too.   

((Oh where oh where did David go? Oh where oh where could he be?))