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    Creepypasta Survival Guide: For The Paranoid Freak

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    Post by Sandstriker Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:31 pm

    This is a collaborative book I am writing with my brother (main source of information). It can be found on WattPad on my username Sandstrike, but I will also be updating it here.

    ENTRY ONE:

    Jeff the Killer

    Liam's Method:

    When dealing with this creepypasta icon you should remember this one thing. He is only human, no matter how terrifying he may look. Use this to your advantage. Another thing to remember is that he does not have any eyelids and cannot blink. So I would suggest throwing some gritty substance in his eyes to blind him, but don't throw water at him. It would only help his non-eyelidness. Now, while he is distracted with being blind, run to find a weapon and to call the police. When you have your weapon of choice (preferably a firearm of some sort) fire at will at the psychopathic killer. If you don't have a firearm, using a long range weapon such as a pitchfork or a 2x4 with a nail in it. Even a hand axe could work, just try and stay away from the knife.


    Ashton's Method:

    Obvious method: Shoot him in the face with a shotgun.
    Other method: Throw a heavy thing at him and knock him down. While he is down, grab a weapon, if your weapon is a melee weapon, throw another heavy object at him to knock him over so you can attack him.


    Creepypasta Protip:

    Jeff's skin is really leathery on his face. So knife blows would be slightly less effective on his face. Take this in consideration when choosing your weapon.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:08 pm

    Lol!!!! Oh oh!!! Do a "death by Pringles" one!!! Do it! I\'m so happy! ((as I stated to Alex... I will explain where the random death by Pringles comment came from))
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    Post by Sandstriker Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:11 pm

    Actually, we are working on one for "Eyeless Jack" at the moment.
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    Post by Sandstriker Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:34 pm

    ENTRY TWO:

    Eyeless Jack

    Liam's Method:

    Now, here I'm going with the assumption here that Eyeless Jack, is indeed, just a human with a mask that has cannibalistic qualities. As with Jeff, take advantage of his humanness and mortality. First, you should stay up if you hear a noise outside. Then you should find yourself a close range or long range weapon. If you choose long range, go outside and fire at the creature making the noise, if it is not Eyeless Jack out there, you should be home free and can sleep (with a weapon under your pillow of course), if it is, do not sleep. I must stress this as much as possible. If you sleep, you may not wake up, and if you do, you probably won't have an organ or such. Call the police force if you do spot him.


    Ashton's Method:

    If you hear something outside, follow/blast it. He is probably a ghost monster demon chupacabra evil devil death destruction Cthulhu monster of poison. So fill a super soaker with holy water and let it rip! DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!! Or lest ye should take a knife to the face or get an organ stolen and eaten.



    Creepypasta Protip:

    If you see Eyeless Jack flash into your vision, run for a weapon of any kind.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:39 am

    What does jack even do? Does he have any powers? Can you kill him?
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    Post by Sandstriker Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:48 am

    Chinasalliecat wrote:What does jack even do? Does he have any powers? Can you kill him?
    Jack waits until you fall asleep then breaks into your house, scratches you up, steals your kidney then sends it to you, half eaten, in the mail.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:55 am

    ((He he he.!! Lol!! Literally laughing right now! That is sooooo funny! Half eaten kidney in the mail! Lol))
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:44 pm

    (( yay Very Happy! Hi dude!))
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    Post by Sandstriker Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:44 pm

    Geoff wrote:You called
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    Post by TheScarletHood Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:37 am

    Could you do ben drowned? Very Happy
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:26 pm

    Are you gonna put another on here?
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    Post by Sandstriker Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:40 pm

    Eventually.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:20 am

    Ok...
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    Post by Sandstriker Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:18 pm

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    Now if this happens, your screwed.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:24 pm

    LOLOLOLOL!
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    Post by HAL 9000 Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:03 pm

    Could I suggest using the character "Laughing Jack" for your next entry.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:05 am

    I think smily dog would be cool... He is kinda cute... ((Yah... I know... Warped sense of cute... But anywho..))
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    Post by Sandstriker Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:48 am

    There isn't much to say about smile.dog except NOT to google search it. Literally. That's the only thing. If you find the original, or a copy of the original photo, you will die. That's the creepypasta.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:16 pm

    Lol... Then it's too late... I recommend it on here after browsing pictures of it for like two hours... Same with Jeff and slenderman and several other creepypasta characters... I still think that smile dog is cool.
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    Post by Sandstriker Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:37 pm

    Have you seen Ticci Toby?
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:52 pm

    Yah

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