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    SUPAH CHAIR RPG 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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    Post by Sandstriker Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:23 pm

    EVER WANTED TO BECOME A CHAIR YOU CAN NOW WITH SUPER CHAIR RPG JUST FILL OUT THIS FORM

    NAME
    TYPE OF WOOD
    CHAIR SHAPE
    PERSONALITY
    COMFINESS LEVEL
    STRENGTH
    STAMINA
    AWESOMENESS
    LIKELINESS TO KILL YOU
    ADVERTISEMENTS
    INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD DIFFICULTY
    HAPPINESS
    PET
    RELATIONSHIPS
    GENDER
    AGE
    PERSON WHO BUILT IT
    THAT PERSONS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
    THAT PERSONS LIFE STORY IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE
    HOW MANY PEOPLE SAT ON YOU
    YOUR MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME
    YOUR PASSWORD
    YOUR BANK PIN CODE
    YOUR ADDRESS
    YOUR MOM
    HAVE YOU WATCHED COOKIE CLICKER THE ANIMATED SERIES


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    Post by Sandstriker Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:34 pm


    NAME EESDEESSESSERDT
    TYPE OF WOOD MAHOGONY
    CHAIR SHAPE PURPLE
    PERSONALITY CHARMING
    COMFINESS LEVEL 9001
    STRENGTH GOOD
    STAMINA JUST AS GOOD
    AWESOMENESS LIKE HIS COMFINESS
    LIKELINESS TO KILL YOU ". "
    ADVERTISEMENTS NONE
    INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD DIFFICULTY INCREDIBLY HIGH
    HAPPINESS NO
    PET A COOKIE
    RELATIONSHIPS ALL OF THEM
    GENDER YES
    AGE 64
    PERSON WHO BUILT IT JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMERSCHMIT
    THAT PERSONS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 647849993727
    THAT PERSONS LIFE STORY IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE HE WAS BORN, DIED YOUNG
    HOW MANY PEOPLE SAT ON YOU 7587465742687564/87564873758942658743652357453538632589
    YOUR MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME JEENIFER
    YOUR PASSWORD GOGDANGITSTEVEN
    YOUR BANK PIN CODE 666
    YOUR ADDRESS 777 LUCKY STREET
    YOUR MOM NO UR MOM
    HAVE YOU WATCHED COOKIE CLICKER THE ANIMATED SERIES ABSOLUTELY COOKIE NO. 2 X COOKIE NO. 8 5EVER


    ILL START. EESDEESSESSERDT IS STANDING ON THE FLOOR UNABLE TO MOVE BECAUSE HE IS A CHAIR.
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    Post by TheScarletHood Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:14 pm


    NAME: STEVE THE CHAIR ((yes you have to say the full thing every time.))
    TYPE OF WOOD: PINE
    CHAIR SHAPE: WINGBACK
    PERSONALITY: A QUIET CHAIR WHO WANTS NOTHING MORE IN LIFE BUT TO BE SAT ON BY MARVIN THE DEPRESSED ROBOT ((steve the chair's hero))
    COMFINESS LEVEL: INFINITY
    STRENGTH: CAN HOLD A MAXIMUM OF 200 LBS
    STAMINA: FOREVER. IM A CHAIR.
    AWESOMENESS: HOW MUCH MORE AWESOME CAN YOU GET THAN A SHMANCY SUPER COMFY WINGEDBACK CHAIR WHO IS DEPRESSED?!??! AND WHOS NAME IS STEVE?!?!?! WELL, IM THAT AWESOME.
    LIKELINESS TO KILL YOU: VERY LIKELY IF YOU'RE NOT STEVES FRIEND
    ADVERTISEMENTS: NONE. NO ONE LIKED STEVE AT THE DEPOT.
    INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD DIFFICULTY: TENTHOUSAND. THE OWNERS TOOK FOREVER TO ASSEMBLE ME.
    HAPPINESS: NONE
    PET: THAT COMFY LITTLE KITTEN OVER THERE.
    RELATIONSHIPS: IM A CHAIR. I DONT HAVE THEM.
    GENDER: CHAIR GENDER
    AGE: 74
    PERSON WHO BUILT IT: YOUR MOM. SHES MY OWNER.
    THAT PERSONS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER: 42424242424242424242
    THAT PERSONS LIFE STORY IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE: IDK. THEY DONT TALK TO CHAIRS.
    HOW MANY PEOPLE SAT ON YOU: NONE. NO ONE LIKES ME, STEVE THE CHAIR.
    YOUR MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME: I DONT HAVE A MOTHER
    YOUR PASSWORD: WHATS A PASSWORD
    YOUR BANK PIN CODE: ...WHATS A BANK
    YOUR ADDRESS: IVE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE...IDK.
    YOUR MOM: YOUR MOM.
    HAVE YOU WATCHED COOKIE CLICKER THE ANIMATED SERIES: I DONT HAVE EYES. NO.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:21 pm

    Name: pufflemuffin 
    Type of wood: rod iron 
    Shape: creepy/awesome
    Personality: die
    Comfort: no
    Strength: insanely yes
    Stamina:  ha.. I defeat thee!
    Awesomeness: in every way
    Likeliness to kill you: almost always
    Advertisement: I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee
    Build difficulty: build me and die
    Happiness: very
    Pet: very large spider
    Gender: all of the above
    Relationships: they died
    Age: ageless
    Person who built chair: grim reaper
    All other info is withheld

    Pufflemuffin: *movers carry he/she/it into the room by eesed...* no


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    Post by TheScarletHood Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:31 pm

    steve the chair: *slides over to pufflemuffin* HELLO. I AM STEVE THE CHAIR YES YOU HAVE TO SAY STEVE THE CHAIR EVERY TIME YOU ADRESS ME DO NOT ASK FOR NICKNAMES I WILL KILL YOU.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:36 pm

    Pufflemuffin: no.
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    Post by TheScarletHood Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:39 pm

    Steve the chair: *expressionless* IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?!?! I AM AN EDUCATED CHAIR. I DESERVE BETTER. BUT OF COURSE YOU WONT...FOR I AN JUST A CHAIR...
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    Post by Sage'sSong Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:11 pm

    ((I am literally dying right now))
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    Post by Sandstriker Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:22 pm

    EESDEESSESSERDT DOES NOT SPEAK HE CAN NOT SPEAK FOR THE GREAT CHAIR GODS HAVE WITHHELD THE ABILITY FROM HIM BECAUSE HE IS BUT A LOWLY COMFY CHAIR.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:00 pm

    Pufflemuffin: very well Steve the chair... I am never sat on... If someone sits on me they die.
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    Post by Sandstriker Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:01 pm

    EESDEESSESSERDT WOULD SAY THAT PUFFLEMUFFIN IS AN INTERESTING SORT OF CHAIR IF HE COULD INDEED TALK INSTEAD HE SLIDES A BIT BY A GUST OF WIND COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SHOW INTEREST IN THE STORY OF THE PUFFLEMUFFIN
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:09 pm

    pufflemuffin: *notices the reaction* oh hello there... you cant talk can you?
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    Post by Sandstriker Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:11 pm

    YET THIS IS ANOTHER SAD MOMENT IN WHICH EESDEESSESSERDT CAN NOT TALK BUT WISHES HE COULD DO SO HE INSTEAD FALLS OVER DUE TO THE WIND MAKING HIM TRIP OVER THE RUG A HUMAN UNIT COMES AND PUTS IT BACK UP BEFORE LEAVING
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:25 pm

    pufflemuffin: its ok... you don't have to be sad *she can sense emotions*
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:17 am

    Suddenly a huge spider crawls from under pufflemuffin
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    Post by Sandstriker Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:55 pm

    IN EESDEESSESSERDT'S MOST VALIANT EFFORT HE FALLS ONTO THE SPIDER WHEN IT MOVES FROM UNDER PUFFLEMUFFIN BECAUSE WHO EVER CREATED HIM IS NOT GOOD AT MAKING STANDING UP CHAIRS AND IS BETTER AT FALLING DOWN BUG CRUSHING CHAIRS THE HUMAN UNIT SIGHS AND PICKS THE CHAIR BACK UP AGAIN AND GOES BACK TO THE KITCHEN TO BAKE MORE CONFECTIONS THAT ARE BRANDED BY THE BATTERWITCH KNOWN AS BETTY CROCKER
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:19 pm

    [The spider squeels angrily and runs back under pufflemuffin (by large spider i mean about a foot wide)]
    pufflemuffin: dont try to squish my pet!
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    Post by Sandstriker Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:11 pm

    EESDEESSESSERDT'S HEART LIE HEAVY AS HE REALIZES HIS VALIENT EFFORT TO SAVE WHAT HE WANTED TO BE HIS NEW FRIEND UNIT WAS IN VAIN BECAUSE HIS WANTED TO BE FRIEND UNIT WAS ACTUALLY THE NONFRIEND UNIT'S EMOTIONAL BONDING PET PROGRAM THAT IF HE KILLED HE WOULD HAVE DONE THE ENEMY ACQUISITION PROGRAM.
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:26 am

    ((Wow...))

    Pufflemuffin: it's ok... You didn't know better... But now you do.. *does whatever a chair does to smile* you were just trying to help, probably... *she doesn't know for sure cause he doesn't speak.* oh I have an idea! You can fall over when you want, right?
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:14 pm

    ((I apologize to those I have offended with my writing.... If I wright something in the future that you feel is too graphic, inappropriate, gory, etc.. please let me know and I will withdraw the comment...))
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:02 am

    ((Arg... Did all the other chairs die on here?))
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    Post by Sandstriker Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:06 am

    (( Well, to be fair, this roleplay was just a huge joke in the first place, never meant to be taken seriously, or even gotten an application. ))
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    Post by §China'sAllieCat§ Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:09 am

    ((Aww.... But now my chair is lonely... Sad... And you only need three more posts to make it popular))
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    Post by TheScarletHood Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:17 am

    Steve the Chair: *randomly* I AM STEVE THE CHAIR
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    Post by BlackBird Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:40 am

    ((This rp disturbs me))

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