Would you rather

Someone says would you rather do X or Y? And you choose between them and answer, Then ask the same question using different circumstances. It's quite easy.

Would you rather stick your hand in a tank of hungry piranhas or a tank full of flesh eating bacteria?

Piranhas.... It's a myth that they will just attack a living human even when they are hungry... They only do that when you are bleeding so they will most likely just ignore you where as the bacteria will latch on and eat your hands then spread to the rest of your body...

Would you rather have your genitals eaten by a shark while they are in/attached to your body or have your heart cut out with a rusty spoon? ((both while awake))

First one, the second would kill you. Would you rather eat a spider or a scorpion?

Spider. Happens all the time.

Would you rather become a zombie, or a ghost

Ghost, I could fly. If your parachute didn't work, would you rather hit water, or grass?

Water

Would you rather drink a cup of someone else's urine or a cup of your own blood?

my own blood. Its more edible to me.

Go to hunger games or get a golden ticket to willy wonkas chocolate factory

((Same here and blood doesn't smell all that bad))

Chocolate factory

Would you rather choke to death on your own stomach or die by your kidneys exploding..

§China'sAllieCat§ wrote:((Same here and blood doesn't smell all that bad))

Chocolate factory

Would you rather choke to death on your own stomach or die by your kidneys exploding..

((enjoy your death by machinery that shouldn't exist!))
kidneys

WYR be infested by a yeerk or the zerg

Easy, zerg. So much cooler
Would you rather become a unicorn or a narwal?

Unicorn... I like having legs

Eat a beaver or a fox?

Beaver, i love foxes too much
Have your feet nailed to a stone wall or have your arms shoved in a blender (turned on)

Feet nailed... They could recover but my hands would be gone...

Slow death by being stabbed with a Pringles chip or death by drowning in dip?

Drowning in dip, it is delicious!
WYR have a screwdriver screw a nail through your head, or slowly get stabbed by a screwdriver?

Slowly stabbed...

Would you rather eat a zombie's hand(fried) or cow testicles(boiled)?

Uh...zombie hand.

Facing your worst fear for a year, but afterwards not being afraid anymore, or, always being absolutely terrified of it

Forever fear...

WYR eat Escargot or Hinezushi (Narezushi)

Narezushi of course

Drink water through your nose for the rest of your life or never be able to lay down?

Never lie down...

WYR implode or explode?

Implode. Idk why. I just. Just. Implode.

Become a sociopath or a psychopath?

Sociopath

WYR Become the Doctor's companion or Become an avenger

Avenger, you would have powers.
Become a werewolf or vampire?

Werewolf. Only restriction is the date

WYR work for Google or Apple?

Apple

WYR run away with the doctor or become Sherlock's blogger

Doctor

WYR End world hunger or be the original creator of any fandom