3 Word Story

The point of this game is, as suggested by the name, to make a story using three words at a time. 

Rules:
A user may post three words at a time, and may not post twice in a row.
Do not post anything on this topic other than your three words that contribute to the story. (The only exception to that is if two people post at the same time and you need to figure out who's story to use)
No ellipsis needed
Please feel free to use punctuation if intended!
Have fun!

Once upon a

Time in a

((Ahem Liam PM))

(( I read it, just didn't respond. ))

((Well how dare you  ))

Purplealligat0r wrote:((Well how dare you  ))

(( I dare, because I care about how much I really don't care. ))

((No))

Place not here

Nor there but

At your house

Lived a large

, there lived a

((  ))

(Ikr)

Rawrshack wrote:Lived a large

Giant named Joemomma

((Lol yours was first we'll use it))

((Ahhh ok we're going from what Liam said))

(Yup)

Joemamma was trying

((Also feel free to use punctuation as not to have run-on sentences))

Rawrshack wrote:Joemamma was trying

To learn how

To bake some

(( Last thing. This is ironic but try not post anything other than your three words for the story so that people can follow it easily))

Rawrshack wrote:To bake some

Cookies. She failed

But instead made